I got $870. (Older and wiser and all that.)
EDITED TO ADD: I didn’t count “been in love with a stripper” because it wasn’t in that context. I mean yeah, she had been a stripper, and an escort, and any number of additional things, but she was also being (as many women in the sex industry are) trafficked at the time so, um, not so sexy.
EDITED FURTHER TO ADD: Please tell me someone has a (declared) higher number.
$790. (Rules here.)
Nobody believes me when I tell them I’m a filthy, filthy whore.