1. 1 Feb


    When Googling local psychiatrists, does this qualify as a bad omen? (Consider, if you will, that my most recent two psychiatrists are both dead, and how I had to quit seeing the one before that, because his eerie resemblance to then-Homeland Security secretary Michael Chertoff canceled out any progress I could ever have made in the treatment of my PTSD.) Anyway… WHO WANTS TO BE MY SHRINK?! I am now, once again, scheduling auditions. Please do not be suicidal, involved in a some inscrutable research funds/FDA scandal, bear a spooky resemblance to anyone associated with the most recent Bush administration, and/or have a name that Google associates with with a past operator of an enterprise responsible for the ritualized torture and murder of dogs, if that is not asking too much.

    When Googling local psychiatrists, does this qualify as a bad omen? (Consider, if you will, that my most recent two psychiatrists are both dead, and how I had to quit seeing the one before that, because his eerie resemblance to then-Homeland Security secretary Michael Chertoff canceled out any progress I could ever have made in the treatment of my PTSD.)

    Anyway…

    WHO WANTS TO BE MY SHRINK?! I am now, once again, scheduling auditions. Please do not be suicidal, involved in a some inscrutable research funds/FDA scandal, bear a spooky resemblance to anyone associated with the most recent Bush administration, and/or have a name that Google associates with with a past operator of an enterprise responsible for the ritualized torture and murder of dogs, if that is not asking too much.

     
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