marinelli's miscellany

Lindley Park standoff (by GreensboroNR)

From my BFF’s ‘hood. (Makes me feel better about ours, in which an incident involving a redneck drunk driving his lawnmower through the stop sign near my kid’s bus stop is as dramatic an event I have, in recent years, actually witnessed.)

But when your neighbor makes HuffPo with an article describing a “naked standoff,” I’m pretty sure you should win… something:

The incident began when a neighbor called the cops on Jimmy Albert Burleson, 41, who allegedly sat “naked on his porch with a gun while calling out to God.”