Stupid asthma and hives causing stupid necessity of prednisone which triggers stupid hypomanic episodes for which, stupidly, there is no legal medication that effectively blunts the force of that side effect except maybe Seroquel which makes me a zombie and also bums me out because of that stupid time I dared God to take me on my 35th birthday with seven times my prescribed dose when I was severely depressed rather than manic and it’s all just so fucking stupid and Jimi Hendrix was right and also I want to rip my skin off right now from the agony of these motherfucking hives but hey, at least Prednisone is dirt cheap.