I would just like to say that the two of you should have a slumber party to which you both must then invite me and then we would party so ridiculously hard all the while discussing amongst ourselves the pitfalls and ostensible benefits of psychiatry.

Because we get us.

And then we could bring Sassy magazine back to life and we could each have our own columns (as could several other tweeps, not named here because of whomever I’d inevitably forget to mention, thus potentially causing butthurt) and we’d kick both collective and individual ass.

Yes, I am taking a longer than necessary break from writing my story, why do you ask?

shoesonwrong:

danielsh:

I’m watching some of the X-Men movies. Did you know that “oldgasm” is totally a thing?

P.S. did you also know that if you pretend that X-Men is an allegory for homo shit (as I do), I am totally on Magneto’s side? And not even because of his fancy cape.

Not just because of his fancy cape.

FINE THE CAPE PLAYS A SIGNIFICANT ROLE SHUT UP

You stepped on my toes a little bit. If we called each other every five minutes, this wouldn’t happen, Daniel.

I’d also die of an anxiety attack, so that can go in the “Con” column.