WTF, back yard squirrels? Do I gotta call the squirrel cops on your chittering asses? I sure as hell hope you two don’t have squirrel babies watching you from some place. Is this the sort of example you want to convey to the next generation of tree rats sorry I mean squirrels? COME ON, GUYS. BREAK THE CHAIN OF VIOLENCE.

Also, I might need some sleep. Like, severely.