And here I thought after 4.5 hours spent in line for the H1N1 vaccine and another 2.5 getting kids and dogs fed (also: kids homeworked and tucked into bed) that I might get some writing time in but nooooooo, apparently it’s High Maintenance Hound time.

Related: I cannot even begin to estimate how many times I have hollered variations on Ernie! Stop biting Lynyrd’s junk! as well as No humping!

In fact, I’m pretty sure that if we had a much younger, preverbal child in the house, that his or her first complete sentence might be No humping!

(BRB, beagle-on-foxhound harassment intervention is required…)