Received from the first woman I ever slept with, twenty years ago. I’d say “Um, how much better could we possibly know each other?” - but then I read her replies to the list of questions concerned, and saw that she’d answered “Favorite dressing?” with “four-inch heels.” Well, that is new information, (redacted).

Received from the first woman I ever slept with, twenty years ago.

I’d say “Um, how much better could we possibly know each other?” - but then I read her replies to the list of questions concerned, and saw that she’d answered “Favorite dressing?” with “four-inch heels.”

Well, that is new information, (redacted).