Damn, but closure is a glorious motherfucker. (Now I just have to worry about @sloganeerist.)
Anyway, for anyone who hadn’t already figured it out: Yes, “myneighborisasexoffender” on Tumblr was me. (Thank god this shit is almost over.)
His wife got a promotion. Allegedly, they will be moving to another state in the next two weeks.As I write this, my husband is next door having a drink with him. I would be too, if I were in the right state of mind. Like, “SO! Really?! You’re moving?! Now, this is a sure thing, right? Also [this part would be mumbled], don’t let the door hit you in the ass on your way out!”
And then I’d get the deets on where they’re headed, and check later to make sure the mofo re-registers.
